Jeremy Warmsley – If He Breaks Your Heart acoustic version

My bad! I forgot how much I adore Jeremy Warmsley. It’s the ‘I still won’t stand a chance’ line that gets me every time. Prettiness and heartbreak wrapped in a song

If he breaks your heart
I will break his legs
If he takes the piss
I will break his face
If he fucks it up
I will kill him stone cold dead
If he breaks your heart
Will I stand a chance?

If he hangs around
Like an awful smell
I will have some words
I will keep you safe
If he never gets the message
Written loud and clear
I will write it down
I will take him down
If he breaks your heart
Will I stand a chance?

Ahhh…

If he treats you right
I will be his friend
I will never sing
This song out loud
If he breaks your heart
I will break his legs
If he breaks your heart
I will break his face
If he breaks your heart
I will end him
I

If he breaks your heart
I still won’t stand a chance

Ahhh…

Oooooo…