Hiya! I’m newly single and this oldie but goodie is my anthem at the moment.
If you’d like to date a girl who is likely to turn up the volume on her headphones when you talk about her spending too much money but will watch It’s Always Sunny episodes back to back for days on end.
I eat the contents of my shopping basket while I walk around the super market, I walk into doors, fall down while sitting down and tend to fall over my own feet so basically you’d be adding an element of danger to your life.
I watch too many documentaries and read news blogs obsessively. I only retain 70% of anything I read though, so my stories start out great and I’ll be looking for Mr Perfect to interrupt towards the end of most of what I say and help me sound less like I have ADHD…which I do have.
Applications are currently being accepted.