If a couple are walking slowly on a narrow side walk holding hands and have the misfortune to be in front of me, they might catch a brick to the head.
I don’t even think I could call this a pet peeve as it would diminish the mental torment it causes me. I may have to call it a peeve which sounds less cute and more urinary related but still I may just go with it to get my point across.
What are these people thinking?! Are they trying to inspire envy or jealousy by proclaiming their couple status.
Wow I’m so jealous you can’t move towards a destination without clutching the hand of your loved one like a life line to happiness.
As a rule people who refuse to let go of their held hands also walk slowly like they’re flipping the middle finger at single people for both their inability to find a mate and then at the fast pace they chose to live life at. I like having a life that requires me to move at London pace even when going to the corner shop.
Damn those affectionate bastards for making people walk around them and their sweaty joined hands.
Don’t they have places to be?